Chinese nuclear submarine crash behind 'Tonga ocean volcano eruption' story

The remains of the Chinese sub hurtled into the air along with millions of fish and the entire crack cocaine cargo






A tense standoff between the US Navy surveillance
ship Impeccable and the Chinese fleet's flagship Who Flung Dung nuclear submarine resulted in a massive underwater crash today.Pentagon sources immediately spun the incident as a 'routine underwater volcanic eruption' near the Pacific islands of Hunga Tonga and Hunga Ha'apai, east of Fiji.
he Impeccable's captain had earlier reported having been harassed in a near collision with an armed Chinese submersible following weeks of covert tailing of oriental drug trafficking craft.

The explosion registered 7.0 on the Richter scale and caused millions of fish to be blown sky high out of the water along with bits of the Chinese sub.

Coastal residents are said to be very pissed that their entire recreational drug supplies for the Spring Equinox celebrations are now up in smoke.